Halloween Girls!

Happy Halloween, everybody! As promised, a couple of the horror genre's leading ladies in chronological order!
The Bride (1935). A classic.
Christiane (1960). Sure, she's not so much of a monster as her dad was, I guess, but being ugly in 1960s France was probably enough to fit the bill.
Carrie (1976). She was originally going to be red, but it clashed too much with the soft bluish color I picked for the black-and-white girls.
The Witch (1999). Spoooooooky.
Samara (2002). Yes, it's not as scary as the original Japanese version blah blah blah shutup. I don't know why I made her come out of such a tiny TV - I think I was thinking of the itty bitty TV from the Simpsons' Shining spoof.



Oh well. Time to get ready for the obligatory Halloween party!

Her jewels were missin' and her heart was bust

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New Meccanica Page! Number 6!

Okay, I lied. The internet's been fritzy in my room, so Page Six is going live Tuesday morning. Oh well.
Anyway, with page six comes the introduction of Pilot Number Five, someone I've been dying to introduce to the comic since I outlined the entire semester's run.



Yup, meet Floor van Heerden! I realized that Maimuna needed an opposite to thrash against every once in a while, and Floor's about as opposite as you can get! Not to mention I've always thought my Giant Robot Story needed an Asuka equivalent to make things just right.

Also! I'm starting a new feature - something I've wanted to do for a while but decided to finally DO this week. One of my favorite weeklies is Dude-a-Day, which is exactly what it sounds like - drawing fictional dudes for 365 days. It's a great project, but got me to thinking... is there no love for great fictional females out there?
So I decided I'll draw some girls once a week, at least three, if not four or five. Seeing as we've been talking about Serenity Rose, that'll be the subject of Batch Number One:



Stiletta, Vicious, and Serenity, respectively. Witches are appropriate for Halloween, right? I've got plenty more spooktacular drawings for this upcoming week, too.

Oh, fine. One more thing. Don't have a song stuck in your head? You do now. You're welcome.

Darlin' darlin' FREEZE!

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Book Report: Serenity Rose Volume 2

The next Meccanica's going up tonight, I promise, but before I did, I wanted to talk about an awesome webcomic that finally getting the print treatment. More than a year ago I mentioned Aaron Alexovich's then-newly kick-started comic Serenity Rose, back online after almost four years. At the time, it was updating at only a page a week, but after nearly a year and a half, the 122 page comic is complete and hitting the presses.
So what's it about?



In Alexovich's comic, being a witch isn't a lifestyle choice. It's something you're born as, and being such a rare genetic anomaly gets you attention whether you like it or not. Serenity Rose, America's youngest witch, has a special level of infamy after hijacking a schoolbus as a teenager. After the ensuing televised scandal, she's become a recluse in her little Salem-esque town of Crestfallen. The second volume picks up when Serenity, about to begin an apprenticeship with witch/rockstar Vicious Whisper, realizes that her dreams are manifesting themselves in the woods, attacking hikers, and attracting the bad kind of attention.



I love a good worldbuilding exercise, and my god, does Alexovich do that well. The world in Serenity Rose is almost - but not quite - like our own, tweaked by the subtle presence of the supernatural. And the town in which our protagonist lives, as well as its sordid history, is laid out in just enough detail to want us to learn more about it. The story's told really well, too - though one thing new readers should keep in mind is that the volume does not stand entirely on its own, referring to enough characters and events in the first volume to leave a few mystified. Don't let that discourage you, though, most of the blanks are easy enough to fill in by yourself.



Another thing that should be pointed out is the amazing strides Alexovich has taken in art over the last few years. I've been alive long enough to see my favorite webcomic artists make astonishing leaps in terms of the quality of their artwork, and it's so rewarding to see the results. Mike Krahulik of Penny Arcade is a great example of this; Dr. McNinja's Chris Hastings is another. Alexovich definitely belongs in this category. If you find his pages from the very first volume of SR and compare them to his newest stuff, it's flabbergasting. His rich atmospheric charcoal drawings (peppered with flecks of vibrant color) have aquired a level of sophistication that comes with experience, but even his storytelling has a more mature aspect to it. The fact that Alexovich can also tell a compelling, unique story with nearly-all-female leads is also heartening in a medium that still has so few interesting heroines.



As I rule, I tend not to purchase books of content freely available online (I make an exception for Achewood), but I might reconsider this Christmas if the print version of Goodbye Crestfallen looks as gorgeous as the jpegs have for the last year and a half. In the meantime, do yourself a favor and read the volume from the beginning.

Instrumental

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BACK!

What can you see on the horizon?

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Meccanica, Page FIVE!

Oh snap! I almost forgot to put up the comic today! Well, here it is, and I hope you've enjoyed the first little Meccanica story.



Less than a week 'til Scotalnd, and life is good. Enjoy.



Tutto è santo, tutto è santo, tutto è santo.

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Mameshiba: Japan's harbinger of trivia and cuteness

So last week I was looking at some internet list, and I found these. Behold the Japanese "Mameshiba" commercials, in which hapless people are subject to the unadulterated cuteness and pointless trivia of a dog-faced bean.
Why? Well, as far as I can gather, the Japanese word for "trivia" is literally "bean knowledge." So that makes sense, I guess. But it's the only thing in any of these commercials that does.



A note to my less Japanophile readers - that word the boy says before eating, "Itadakimasu," basically means, "Time to eat," but it's more elaborate than that. It's a Buddhist custom, apparently, and means "I will receive [the food I am about to eat, which shouldn't talk, let alone tell me some dandelion trivia]." People say it before every meal. Get ready to hear it a lot.







Natto is basically fermented soybeans, a traditional breakfast meal. It's an acquired taste, one that some, like Anthony Bourdain, would recommend for non-beginners. Others would just call it gross.



I just love the sound that little dogbean makes. Oon-gyooooooooooo.



Red beans are another traditional thing. It's a common filling in sweets, as well as an ice cream flavor. It's a much more accessible taste, though, and delicious to boot.





Oh my god that dogbean has a little mustache oh my god.



Did any of you see the lecherous way that dude stared at the flight attendant's ass? Luckily, Dogbean is there to bring him down a peg.



Oh my god that dogbean is trying so hard to speak English! So hard! I love how they set this short in America, too. But apparently, English dialogue wasn't enough to make the point, so they had to have a black kid in there, too, just to be clear.





And thus the Dogbean cycle is complete, as its stomach-turning trivia is not enough to terrify its unwitting victim. That boy looked pretty chunktastic, though (at least by Japanese standards), so maybe Dogbean is lucky that it could distract him from eating it with the tantalizing thought of women's undergarments.

What were these commercials adverising? I still don't know! It's just a weird way to spend five minutes, I guess, but what five minutes they were. God bless Japan. I miss it so.

Mame-chishiki, la la la

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